Would I Get Into Heaven?

August 2, 2002

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If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?” I asked the children in my Sunday school class.

“NO!” all the children answered.

“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?”

Again the answer was, “NO!”

“Well,” I continued, “then how can I get to heaven?”

A five-year-old boy shouted, “You gotta be dead!”

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