Jacob (85) and Rebecca (79) Get Married

November 7, 2002

in Laugh often...

Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about
their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to
discuss the wedding, and on the way go past a drugstore.
Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man
behind the counter:

“Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”

Jacob: “Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”

Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds.”

Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?”
Pharmacist: “Definitely.”

Jacob: “How about Viagra?”
Pharmacist: “Of course.”

Jacob: “Medicine for memory?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety.”

Jacob: “What about vitamins and sleeping pills?”
Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”

Jacob: “Perfect! We’d like to register here for our
wedding gifts.”

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