How come you are not married, John?

January 4, 2006

in Laugh often...

Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old friend John, 
“How come you aren’t married?” 

John: “I haven’t found the right woman yet.” 

George: “So what are you looking for?” 

John: “Oh she’s got to be real pretty, – a good cook and  
house keeper, she’s got to know how to handle money, have  
a nice and pleasant personality—and money, she’s got to  
have money, and a nice big house wouldn’t hurt either.” 

George: “A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU!” 

John: “Oh, it’s okay, if she is crazy.”

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