Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old friend John,
“How come you aren’t married?”
John: “I haven’t found the right woman yet.”
George: “So what are you looking for?”
John: “Oh she’s got to be real pretty, – a good cook and
house keeper, she’s got to know how to handle money, have
a nice and pleasant personality—and money, she’s got to
have money, and a nice big house wouldn’t hurt either.”
George: “A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU!”
John: “Oh, it’s okay, if she is crazy.”