“Every time I go out with the guys and come home late, I’m so careful not to make a sound. I tip toe up the stairs and quietly get into bed. She immediately springs to life and starts yelling about my irresponsible behavior, etc.”
“I’ve solved this problem. On the rare occassion I find my self later then what was expected, I have a new approach. I loudly enter the house, slam the door and say on the top of my lungs ‘Who’s in the Need of some lov’n?’ I don’t hear a sound all night.”