Laugh often…

A visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory prayer. “Dear Lord,” he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, “without you we are but dust…” He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening carefully for a change!) leaned over to me and asked [...]

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, “Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?” The mother smiled. “I can’t dear,” she said. ‘I have to sleep in Daddy’s room.” [...]

A guy and a girl are having a drink together in a bar. The   man raises his glass and says, “Here’s hoping you’re in   Heaven ten minutes before the devil knows you’re dead!”  “What’s that mean?” asks the girl.  “That,” answers her date, “is an authentic Irish toast.”  “Oh. Well, here’s to bread, [...]